Monday, August 31, 2009

Suicide in MACC

Next Please!
 
Come on...this window is too small for me lah!

Guidelines for Committing Suicide:

  1. Regardless of whether you are guilty or just a witness, all guidelines must be observed. 
  2. Must stay overnight in the building.
  3. Avoid the CCTV.
  4. Do it from 14th floor.
  5. Do it before 6:30am preferably
  6. No need to sign any documents after the interrogation ended and allowing to leave.
  7. No need to go home, just take a good rest on the sofa before doing it.
  8. No need to take along your Car Key.
  9. No need to take along your mobile phone.
  10. It is ok to leave child porn in your mobile phone to me if you are a Man. 
  11. Leave behind your Laptop for us to create evidence.
  12. Wear DNA proof belt.
  13. Wear DNA proof clothing
  14. Wear good quality Watch, preferably with leather strap.
  15. Do not make call to anyone.
  16. Do not eat anything 10-12 hours before doing it.
  17. Do not leave any fingerprint.
  18. Do not leave any shoesprint.
  19. Squat down carefully on the window edge without touching the window frame.
  20. Be careful not to tear the pant.
  21. Be careful not to damage the shoes and wear tightly, preferably with shoe ties.
  22. Body must lay on the right side upon hitting the ground.
  23. Control the amount of blood from the head to the minimum, preferably no blood.
  24. Not to get married tomorrow.
  25. Not to have an unborn child.
  26. No Haunting, nothing can scare me because I am well protected by my master.


May this merit I have accumulated
benefit the late Teoh Beng Hock
May he be well and attain perfect peace.
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8 comments:

  1. Si Tampok ManggisSeptember 2, 2009 at 10:39 PM

    Good one. Where the cow issue?

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  2. SomeOneSeptember 3, 2009 at 7:14 AM

    Dear Si Tampok Manggis,

    Please share it with your contacts. The cow is coming soon.

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  3. Peter GoodmanSeptember 3, 2009 at 8:28 AM

    Your blog is very unique, keep figthing against the injustice through your drawings.

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  4. cooloocSeptember 5, 2009 at 3:41 PM

    These MACC sons of bitches or pariah dogs are just carrying out the orders from the corrupted party called UMNO or United Maksiat Najis Organisation!

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  5. killerSeptember 5, 2009 at 3:46 PM

    Pukimak punya melayu anjing berotak babi.
    Kalau betul2 semua Cina India balik ke negara masing2 lagi senang bagi mereka bomb malaysia terutamanya semenanjung.
    Selepas semua kaum Cina India balik, Cina India kerajaan boleh hantar berjuta2 askar Cina askar India & atomic bomb bagi hapuskan semua melayu anjing tanpa seekor pun hidup.
    Lepas tu 'kaum melayu' tidak akan wujud lagi di muka bumi dan buku sejarah. Baguslah!

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  6. astonSeptember 5, 2009 at 3:50 PM

    How to save 1Malaysia when it does not even exist in the first place? 1Malaysia can only happen when the racist BN is sent packing lock, stock and barrel.

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  7. AnonymousSeptember 13, 2009 at 12:29 AM

    This is good work, please give us more. I am forwarding to all in my mailing list. Thank you

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  8. bnaipalSeptember 14, 2009 at 4:56 AM

    This is not the time to throw verbal abuse at one another. We should all unite as Malaysians, irrespective of race, colour or language. Respect for one another’s religion, beliefs and practices should be foremost on our minds. Unity in Diversity = Anak Bangsa Malaysia!

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