Monday, August 31, 2009

Suicide in MACC

Next Please!
 
Come on...this window is too small for me lah!

Guidelines for Committing Suicide:

  1. Regardless of whether you are guilty or just a witness, all guidelines must be observed. 
  2. Must stay overnight in the building.
  3. Avoid the CCTV.
  4. Do it from 14th floor.
  5. Do it before 6:30am preferably
  6. No need to sign any documents after the interrogation ended and allowing to leave.
  7. No need to go home, just take a good rest on the sofa before doing it.
  8. No need to take along your Car Key.
  9. No need to take along your mobile phone.
  10. It is ok to leave child porn in your mobile phone to me if you are a Man. 
  11. Leave behind your Laptop for us to create evidence.
  12. Wear DNA proof belt.
  13. Wear DNA proof clothing
  14. Wear good quality Watch, preferably with leather strap.
  15. Do not make call to anyone.
  16. Do not eat anything 10-12 hours before doing it.
  17. Do not leave any fingerprint.
  18. Do not leave any shoesprint.
  19. Squat down carefully on the window edge without touching the window frame.
  20. Be careful not to tear the pant.
  21. Be careful not to damage the shoes and wear tightly, preferably with shoe ties.
  22. Body must lay on the right side upon hitting the ground.
  23. Control the amount of blood from the head to the minimum, preferably no blood.
  24. Not to get married tomorrow.
  25. Not to have an unborn child.
  26. No Haunting, nothing can scare me because I am well protected by my master.


May this merit I have accumulated
benefit the late Teoh Beng Hock
May he be well and attain perfect peace.

11 comments:

  1. Dear Si Tampok Manggis,

    Please share it with your contacts. The cow is coming soon.

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  2. Your blog is very unique, keep figthing against the injustice through your drawings.

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  3. These MACC sons of bitches or pariah dogs are just carrying out the orders from the corrupted party called UMNO or United Maksiat Najis Organisation!

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  4. Pukimak punya melayu anjing berotak babi.
    Kalau betul2 semua Cina India balik ke negara masing2 lagi senang bagi mereka bomb malaysia terutamanya semenanjung.
    Selepas semua kaum Cina India balik, Cina India kerajaan boleh hantar berjuta2 askar Cina askar India & atomic bomb bagi hapuskan semua melayu anjing tanpa seekor pun hidup.
    Lepas tu 'kaum melayu' tidak akan wujud lagi di muka bumi dan buku sejarah. Baguslah!

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  5. How to save 1Malaysia when it does not even exist in the first place? 1Malaysia can only happen when the racist BN is sent packing lock, stock and barrel.

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  6. According to a recent study through secret agency, Nihon Himitsu Oruganitsum Bureau, shows that malays were descended from the hybrid between hog/boar and baboon, hence explains why they look like baboon and they don't eat pork.

    Our latest DNA analysis confirmed the fact.

    The Japanese, Europeans etc, all eat pork, so does that mean they are all dirty and only the malays and Arabs are clean?

    These malays have no brains to think properly.

    The secret agency study also finds that Muslims are more violent, lazy, cunning and barbaric due to the lack of pork in their meal and the wrong doctrine.

    They had been misled by Quran for generations which was copied and twisted by Muhammad from Holy Bible just to control his followers so that they don't harm their same species/ancestor (the hybrid between hog/boar and baboon).

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  7. Hear the stupid animal Khinzir Toyol grunting like a mad pig.
    This Toyol is now the cause of much problem in Selangor. Balik ke Indonesia.

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  8. Dear Researcher and Killer,
    Your name calling and racist thought will only help to further divide the Malaysians. We need to be very careful not to fall into the plot and trap of any irresponsible political parties with political agenda to create racial tension.
    We must all deal with racism before it gets under every malaysian's skin. Recism is the idea that some races are superior to others and should have more power than others. It is a form of prejudice or pre-judging a person based on the group they belong to. If you are a truly Malaysian that looks for peace and harmony in the multi-racial society, please refrain yourself from making such a racist remarks and help to fight against injustice and discrimination impartially regardless of the ethnic group you belong to.
    Jewish and some Hindus do not eat pork, vegetarians definitely do not eat pork, Many people for health reason do not eat pork. It is not the pork or cow head that divides the people in Malaysia, it is our evil minded leaders with the political agenda to divide, mislead and rule the people.

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  9. This is good work, please give us more. I am forwarding to all in my mailing list. Thank you

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  10. This is not the time to throw verbal abuse at one another. We should all unite as Malaysians, irrespective of race, colour or language. Respect for one another’s religion, beliefs and practices should be foremost on our minds. Unity in Diversity = Anak Bangsa Malaysia!

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