DIED IN CUSTODY

Long Distance Call from YB of Malaysia to the Death Enforcment Officer of the Underworld.

Death: Hello YB, what can I do for you?

YB: As usual, I have another guy died in custody. I want you to lock him up and don't ever let him come out to haunt us. Please make sure he can't make appeal in your underworld.

Death: No problem! As long as you pay me well. But what if he went to heaven? I heard that the one from the MACC and the one that was blown into pieces have gone to Heaven.

YB: I am not worried at all. Don't you know that I have very good connection in heaven too? I will call them later.

Death: Can I have more from the Immigration Detention Camp?

YB: I will try ... but some might go to Heaven and I may have to improve the condition in the detention camp cos' the people are watching closely now.


Immigration Detention Camp

Victims of Malaysian Police Custody

Malaysian F1 Team

We are so proud of our Malaysian F1 team's Big Hats, Big Helmets, Big Caps and SMALL Heads ....

Malaysian F1

BN to the People

Umno to the Malays : You are weak ...You need our protection and Malaysia is ours!

MCA to the Chinese: We are very independent... We have to take care of ourselves and the World can be ours!

MIC to the Indians: We are smart but we are still poor and we need SAMY more than the World!

PKFZ Scandal Task Force

Pricewaterhouse coopers (PWC) to...... Commitee of Corporate Governance by Port Klang Authority (PKA) to ......

Special Task Force by Ministry of Transport to ...... MACC to......

High-powered Task Force by cabinet to ....

Case Closed!

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How many task forces do we need?

Pig-Cow-Heads in the Town Hall

We tried to wrap the dead and dirty Pig-head with the flag and threw it to the mosque, it didn't work ...

We tried stepping and kicking the bloody Cow-Head infront of the Selangor state secretariat building , it didn't work either......

Then we tried to use these Pig-Cow-Heads in the Town hall, but it still didn't work!

Boss, should we use Human-head for next ...?

Dancing with the Cow Head

Hisham! You must protect us from the law- sedition act and the angry people! I didn't expect large majority of the Malays are against us too. I thought we were all their heroes. Now! You tell me how do I deal with this Cow Head ??? 

Hmmm....let me think ...Instead of putting the cow head under your foot, you should put it on your head to show respect and dance like a lion dance, cos' that will make Chinese happy too. That's the spirit of One Malaysia!

I urge the Government to Deal with Racism before it gets under the skin of everyone.

Suicide in MACC

Next Please!

 

Come on...this window is too small for me lah!

Guidelines for Committing Suicide:

1. Regardless of whether you are guilty or just a witness, all guidelines must be observed. 
2. Must stay overnight in the building.
3. Avoid the CCTV.
4. Do it from 14th floor.
5. Do it before 6:30am preferably
6. No need to sign any documents after the interrogation ended and allowing to leave.
7. No need to go home, just take a good rest on the sofa before doing it.
8. No need to take along your Car Key.
9. No need to take along your mobile phone.
10. It is ok to leave child porn in your mobile phone to me if you are a Man. 
11. Leave behind your Laptop for us to create evidence.
12. Wear DNA proof belt.
13. Wear DNA proof clothing
14. Wear good quality Watch, preferably with leather strap.
15. Do not make call to anyone.
16. Do not eat anything 10-12 hours before doing it.
17. Do not leave any fingerprint.
18. Do not leave any shoesprint.
19. Squat down carefully on the window edge without touching the window frame.
20. Be careful not to tear the pant.
21. Be careful not to damage the shoes and wear tightly, preferably with shoe ties.
22. Body must lay on the right side upon hitting the ground.
23. Control the amount of blood from the head to the minimum, preferably no blood.
24. Not to get married tomorrow.
25. Not to have an unborn child.
26. No Haunting, nothing can scare me because I am well protected by my master.

TBH- May Allah bless your soul

May this merit I have accumulated

benefit the late Teoh Beng Hock

May he be well and attain perfect peace.