Next Please!
Come on...this window is too small for me lah!
Guidelines for Committing Suicide:
- Regardless of whether you are guilty or just a witness, all guidelines must be observed.
- Must stay overnight in the building.
- Avoid the CCTV.
- Do it from 14th floor.
- Do it before 6:30am preferably
- No need to sign any documents after the interrogation ended and allowing to leave.
- No need to go home, just take a good rest on the sofa before doing it.
- No need to take along your Car Key.
- No need to take along your mobile phone.
It is ok to leave child porn in your mobile phone to me if you are a Man.- Leave behind your Laptop for us to create evidence.
- Wear DNA proof belt.
- Wear DNA proof clothing
- Wear good quality Watch, preferably with leather strap.
- Do not make call to anyone.
- Do not eat anything 10-12 hours before doing it.
- Do not leave any fingerprint.
- Do not leave any shoesprint.
- Squat down carefully on the window edge without touching the window frame.
- Be careful not to tear the pant.
- Be careful not to damage the shoes and wear tightly, preferably with shoe ties.
- Body must lay on the right side upon hitting the ground.
- Control the amount of blood from the head to the minimum, preferably no blood.
- Not to get married tomorrow.
- Not to have an unborn child.
- No Haunting, nothing can scare me because I am well protected by my master.
May this merit I have accumulated
benefit the late Teoh Beng Hock
May he be well and attain perfect peace.
